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The Pats Don’t Stand No Chance

We here at Benched are more sports fans living in New York than New York sports fans. That’s why we need to bring in the latter to deliver the hard hitting takes you require. Funkmaster Flex (aka The Bosh) is ready to carry the load for Jets fans from here on out.

I am officially offended. Ever since the insulting point spread came out (Jets +4) I have been trying to figure out what is going on here. Did the Jets game get blacked out in Vegas? Even if it did, everyone saw the final score, right? And MNF was national TV, so everyone saw how sorry ass the Pats are this year, right? I know that the Bills had Alex Von Erich as their OC for 8 full days and they were some next level shit that the Pats couldn’t handle like dump offs to Fred Jackson and more dump-offs to Fred Jackson. They also seemed to confused by the dump offs to Fred Jackson. As brilliant as the game plan was, it was clear the Pats
were over matched from a talent stand point.

And the Bills don’t have no Leons, ya heard? Is it possible that spread is a typo and they forgot to put a one before that 4 AND a minus sign where the plus sign is? Is it that simple of an explanation?

OK. I know I’m a Jets fan and I am not supposed to talk like this. I am well aware of the profile - self loathing and always expecting the worst - Jets fans are one big unhappy family. Nothing good ever happens to us.  Mets fans, you feel me. But if we can just forget about all that, lemme ask you this - what if this Big Daddy Rex and the Sanchise are the real deal? What if we are real contenders this year and this is the week we announce our presence with authority? What if all Tom Brady has left are some really cool caps? It’s possible, right? What if we do embarass the Pats, how sweet would that be? What if all the voicemails work? Maybe, just maybe, this Sunday is the beginning of a new era….

Prediction: Jets 38 - Pats 6