September 21, 2009

Hangover Observations With the Bosh

He predicted it, and now he is gonna celebrate it.

This morning, one of the all time Monday mornings in J-E-T-S history, I am reminded of a quote. A quote from one of the greatest stories of our generation, from one of the great leaders of men any of us have ever known……

“Hey Whitey….Where’s your hat?”

It’s like this. Those of you who know me, know analogies are my specialty, so here goes…..The AFC East is Bushwood. The Pats are Judge Smails - it’s been his club for a while now. And we are Al Czervik, aka Rodney fucking Dangerfield. You may not like our brashness, bravado, cockiness, or overalll confidence. You probably don’t like our language or our outfits either. But the fact is we are taking over this country club known as the AFC East whether u like it or not. And with our defense - the most unstoppable force in the NFL - we are here to stay. Party, party, party - good times all around.

Memo to the other 29 teams we haven’t embarrassed yet. The Sanchise is
here for the long haul and Rex ain’t goin nowhere neither. I would say the Titans #1 WR was having nightmares about Darrelle Revis if I knew who the Titans #1 wr was. We’ll save the predictions for Fridays, but heads up to you 8 Titans fans out there, next week could get ugly.

So keep that chin up Tommy Boy, at least you still have those caps.

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